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Sports are Unfair to the Aged Date: Sent Friday, July 30, 2021 Category: None

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When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, though it was a little too foreign, and I could figure out all the moves.

But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.

But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.

But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings. What to do?

I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.

Received from Steve Sanderson.