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Psychoanalyst Date: Sent Thursday, November 30, 2023 Category: None

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George has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.

Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it.

So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.

A few weeks later, George's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the mall, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful.

"Doc!" George says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"

"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"

"I went to see another doctor," George says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"

"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.

"Yeah," continues George, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."

"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"

"Oh, easy," says George. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.