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Halloween Short Ones Date: Sent Thursday, October 31, 2024 Category: None

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What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
Spook-hetti!

What did the mommy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
"Spook when you're spooken to."

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry?
Spooktacles.

Why do female ghosts go on a diet?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What's a ghoul's favorite drink?
Anything with boos.

What are a monster's favorite pets?
Creepy crawlies.

What did people say when the Headless Horseman started dating a zombie?
He's lost his head!

What's in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers.

What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!

What do ghosts use to do their makeup?
Vanishing cream.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!

What's a monster's favorite show?
Romeo and Ghouliet.

What's a mummy's favorite way to relax?
Solving cryptograms.

Received from Freddy Buford.