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Sack Of Chickens Date: Sent Tuesday, December 3, 2024 Category: None

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There were two Congressmen walking toward each other down the street.

One Congressman was carrying a sack.

When they met up, the second Congressman asked, "Whatcha got in that there sack?"

The Congressman with the sack replied, "Just some chickens."

The second Congressman said, "If I guess how many chickens are in that there sack, can I have one?"

The first Congressman answered, "I'll give ya both of them if you get it right."

So, the second Congressman thought and thought. Finally he guessed. "Five?"

(and we keep electing them.)

Received from Steve Sanderson.