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On Beer And Drink Date: Sent Thursday, January 2, 2025 Category: None

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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. - Mega Jones

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. - John Ciandi

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. - Ambrose Bierce

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. - Steve Fergosi

I went out with a guy who told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around. - Chelsea Handler

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst twenty minutes of my life. - George Best

Hangover: The wrath of grapes. - Dorothy Parker

The hard thing about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein

Not drunk is he,
Who from the floor
Can rise alone
and still drink more;
But drunk is he,
who prostrate lies,
Without the power
to drink or rise.
- Thomas Love Peacock

Received from Wayne Onaka.