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More Curious Oneliners Date: Sent Friday, January 3, 2025 Category: None

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Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.

The real cause of divorce is marriage.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents never heard of.

I chose the path less traveled, but only because I was lost.

Don't judge people by their relatives.

You can pick your friends, but not your family.

Not he, who has much, is rich, but he who gives much.

Work when you should and play all the time.

The police can do a search if it's warranted.

Join the IRS! Be Audit You Can Be!

Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.

A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way.

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