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Health Tips Date: Sent Wednesday, February 5, 2025 Category: None

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Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie: For better digestion, I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure, I drink red wine.

In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.

And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.

Reporter: When do you drink water?

Hattie: I've never been that sick!!

Received from Steve Sanderson.