GCFL.net: Good, Clean Funnies List
Quick Search
 Welcome
 How To Help Us
>View Funnies
 Archive Index
 Search Funnies
 Mailing List
 Site Map
 News
 FAQ
 Contact Us
 Reprints

Receive the Daily Funny Email


Make a donation with PayPal

View Funnies Friday, February 21, 2025

Previous Funny
Previous
Funny
Email to a Friend
Email to
a Friend
Archive Index
Archive
Index
Go to Random Funny
Random
Funny
Printer friendly
Printer
friendly
Next Funny
Next
Funny

George Bernard Shaw
Date: Sent Friday, February 7, 2025
Category: None
Rating: 3.81/5 (32 votes)
Click a button to cast your vote
012345

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.

A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

The person I miss most is the one I could have been.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.


© Copyright 1996-2025, GCFL.net.
Make a donation with PayPal