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Does God Hear? Date: Sent Tuesday, March 11, 2025 Category: None

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A man used to grumble at the food his wife placed before him at meal time. Then he would ask the blessing.

One day after his usual combination complaint and prayer his little girl asked, "Daddy, does God hear us when we pray?"

"Why, of course," he replied. "He hears us every time we pray."

"And does he hear everything we say the rest of the time?"

"Yes, every word," he replied, encouraged that he had inspired his daughter to be curious about spiritual matters.

Innocently she burst his bubble with her next question. "Then which does God believe?"

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