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The New Pastor Date: Sent Tuesday, November 18, 2025 Category: None

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The pastor shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from the church and moving to a drier climate.

After the service a very distraught lady came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Pastor Bob, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!"

The kindhearted pastor patted her hand and said "Now, now, Carolyn, don't carry on. The pastor who takes my place might be even better than me."

"Yeah," she said, "That's what they said the LAST time too!!!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.