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Random Thoughts Date: Sent Tuesday, March 17, 2026 Category: None

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The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems. Then it occurred to me, I don't think I know 5 people without any problems.

A man asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. I gave him my electric bill.

Woman to her boss: "All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination."

If you're 40+ it's time to leave the young girls alone and get a woman who understands the first signs of a stroke.

Gentlemen, want to make your lady feel special? Place her picture in the kitchen, and write employee of the month. She'll love it! Follow me for more relationship tips.

Received from Steve Sanderson.