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Fri, 02 Oct 2026 22:25:34 +0000 |
Memo From a Temporary House Husband   
Date: Sent Friday, October 2, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 2.38/5 (26 votes)
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This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it with
you.
1. Make the beds... What a waste of effort, we're only going to sleep in them again tonight. Forget that. Scratch one.
2. Pick up dog poop in yard... It snowed last night, I don't see any dog poop, kids do you see any dog poop? Scratch two.
3. Drop his shirts off at the cleaners... Duhhhh, I'm on vacation I don't need them. Scratch three.
This is easy, what's the fuss. Think I'll go on the Net for a while.
4. Clean out Tupperware cabinet... Uhhhh that's a hard one. GOT IT, velcro on the door will keep them closed. Scratch four.
5. Mop kitchen floor... The dog licked up that sugar spill from breakfast, floor looks clean to me. Scratch five. Good doggie go play in the yard. She
just loves rolling in the snow.
6. Find something fun for the kids to do... That tinfoil in the microwave thing was kinda fun. "Hey Kids~!"
7. Vacuum the carpets... That's a hard one... Hey kids wanna have some more FUN. Scratch seven.
8. Feed kids lunch... Hey kids, don't you have a friend's house to go to? YEESSSSSSS!!! Scratch eight !!!!!!
9. Clean out hallway closet... Hmmmm another hard one. That's it, take enough out of the closet to close the door. Outta sight outta mind. Hmmmm this
other stuff can go under a bed. Scratch nine.
Boy O Boy am I good, lunch time. Pour some chili into the bag with the crackers & eat. "Meal In A Bag!" Taaa daaa no lunch dishes !!!
10. Do laundry... no problem I can do that while I'm on the Net. Scratch ten.
11. Fold laundry... Wow... I never noticed how many pink things this family actually wears. Gonna have to ask why she buys me pale pink underwear?!
Check this out, a cashmere barbie sweater, cool!! Scratch eleven.
12 Put the laundry away... Baskets in bedrooms work for me. Scratch twelve.
13. Grocery shopping, Buy toilet paper... These old newspapers will do, besides, that's recycling & that's good for the earth... Scratch
fourteen.
14. Pick up the kids... Yeah right; we're talking about my kids here. Parents will normally pay to drop them back off. They'll be back. Scratch
fifteen.
15. Make dinner... Easy, "Hello do you deliver? Uuuhhh, better double that, we'll need more dinner tomorrow." Scratch sixteen.
16. Clean out the dog house... duhhhh, the dog sleeps in our bed... Like that needs to be done. Scratch seventeen.
WOW all done. Still time for some Internet & a nap... Man this is sooooo easy. I don't know why people complain about housework.
~ Author Unknown, but obviously male!
Received from Pastor Tim.
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