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Day Off From School (Almost) Date: Sent Monday, October 24, 2005 Category: None

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On Monday a call came in to the school receptionist. "Hello, please mark William absent today," said the man.

"Why?" asked the receptionist.

"He is sick," said the man.

"Ok, may I ask who is speaking?" asked the receptionist.

"My uncle," said William.

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