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Thursday, November 28, 2024 |
Granite Statue (groaner)   
Date: Sent Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Category: None | Rating: 2.42/5 (246 votes)
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Two archeologists exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge granite statue that resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400 feet tall,
and its bodily details were accurate down to the fingernails and teeth.
"It looks real enough to talk," says one.
"Let's try," says the other, and turning to the statue, he asks it its name.
No answer.
"How old are you?"
No answer.
Finally, one shouts out, "What is the square root of 64?"
Suddenly, the mountain shakes as the giant statue rises onto its feet and puts its hand on its chin. Then after about ten seconds, the statue answers
in a roaring voice, "Eight."
"Of course!" says the scientist. "It only stands to reason."
Received from Cathy Gilstrap.
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