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Great Signs Date: Sent Wednesday, November 4, 1998 Category: None

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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): "Caution: Road Slippery from Grape juice"
MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:
"Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!"

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
restrooms
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.

Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.

Seen in a health food store: "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot."

"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

I went to a little hole-in-the-wall restaurant: "Women are not served here... You have to bring your own."

Received from William Conway.