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Dead Turtle Date: Sent Wednesday, July 19, 2006 Category: Kids

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"Mommy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

The mother kissed him on the head and then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, and then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream cone and then get you a new pet."

"Ice cream?" the little boy said, wiping his tears and smiling. "Oh boy!"

His mother said, "I don't want you..." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Andrew, your turtle isn't dead after all!"

"Oh," the disappointed boy said. "Can I kill it?"

Received from Marty's Joke of the Day.