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Tuesday, April 23, 2024 |
The Poor Tailor and the French Restaurant  
Date: Sent Monday, May 15, 2006
Category: None | Rating: 4.14/5 (451 votes)
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Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of
his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.
One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for "enjoyment of food." So he went to the restaurant to point out that he
had not bought anything from them. The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it."
Abraham refused to pay and the restaurant sued him. At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant manager to present his side of the case. The
manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added
value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it."
The judge turned to Abraham and said, "What do you have to say to that?"
Abraham didn't say anything but stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins he had inside.
The judge asked him, "What is the meaning of that?"
Abraham replied, "I'm paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money."
Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.
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