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Be Good Date: Sent Wednesday, May 24, 2006 Category: None

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A mother was dropping her son off at a friend's house. She said to him, "Will you be good while Mommy's gone?"

The boy replied, "If you give me a dollar!"

His mother shook her head and said to him, "Why can't you be good for nothing like your father?!"

Received from Sarah C.