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Neat Quotes from TFTD Date: Sent Tuesday, June 6, 2006 Category: None

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/* It looks like most of the colloquialisms from yesterday were not true according to Snopes and other sites. But you don't believe everything you read do you? */

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If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them. -Yachtsman's Credo

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -Ashleigh Brilliant

I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be. - Spike Donner from Ruminations

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. -Cary Grant

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. -David H. Comins

I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinson

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -Abraham Lincoln

Received from TFTD.