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1998 Bumper Stickers Date: Sent Tuesday, February 3, 1998 Category: None

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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* I'm just driving this way to tick you off.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
* Hang up and drive.
* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Received from William Conway.