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Rules for City Driving Date: Sent Tuesday, March 13, 2007 Category: None

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Rules for City Driving

1. Never, EVER slow down when a light turns yellow. If you're within half a block of a stop light when it turns yellow, put the pedal to the metal.

2. When attempting to enter a street from any parking lot, make sure that at least the front third of your car is sticking out into the nearest lane.

3. When it starts raining, completely lose your ability to drive and act as if you've never done it before.

4. Using your turn signals is absolutely prohibited, except in limited circumstances, such as when you're five feet from the corner. NEVER use your signal when you're making a right turn and someone is waiting to pull out into YOUR lane.

5. A red light is not TRULY red until five seconds after the yellow light goes out.

Taken from "Cool but useless stuff" on the back of the FBA Youth's bulletin "Powerline."

Received from James B Hall.