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Goldberg Date: Sent Monday, August 6, 2007 Category: None

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Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when one of them lost $500 on a single hand and dropped dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, they completed their playing time standing up.

Now, who was going to tell this man's wife? They drew straws, and Goldberg, who was always a loser, picked the short one. They told him to be discreet and gentle, and not to make a bad situation any worse than it was.

"Gentlemen! I'm the most discreet guy you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me." He went to the man's apartment and knocked on the door. The wife answered, asking what he wanted.

"Your husband just lost $500."

She hollered, "HE SHOULD ONLY DROP DEAD!"

"He did."

Received from Leon Taylor.