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Saturday, November 23, 2024 |
Golf Survey Date: Sent Thursday, February 22, 2007 Category: None | Rating: 3.68/5 (400 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.
Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good
condition, so I picked it up and continued on.
When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand and a golf club in the other, and
behind me was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.
"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"
Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.
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