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Football, Flying & No Familiarity Date: Sent Tuesday, February 2, 1999 Category: None

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A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand though why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What do you mean?" "All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

Received from ArkONoah@aol.com.

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This Texan decides to try skydiving. He jumps out of the plane, pulls the ripcord and nothing happens.

On the way down he passes a guy going up, so he hollers, "Hey, y'all know anything about parachutes?"

The guy says "No, do you know anything about gas barbecues?"

Received from Shirley (kworth).

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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look...I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only...Smith, Jones, Baker...that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is......"

Received from Cathy Gilstrap.