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Wrong way & Lumber Date: Sent Friday, February 5, 1999 Category: None

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As a guy was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Hey!" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Received from dorisknight.

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A new convert to Catholicism decided to go to confession to deal with histransgression. In the confessional, he told the priest that he had sinned.

"What was your sin, my son?," asked the priest. "I stole some lumber Father,"replied the penitent.

"How much lumber did you steal?," asked the priest.

"Father, I built my German Shepherd dog a nice new doghouse."

The priest replied, "Well, that's not so bad." The penitent interrupted him,

"Father, I also built myself a 4-car garage." The priest then responded, "Now that's a little more serious!"

The penitent again interrupted the priest, "Father, I've got to get it off my chest. I built a doghouse, a 4-car garage, and a 5-bedroom 4-bath home!" With a look of shock, the priest then responded,

"Well, that is most serious. I'm afraid that you'll have to make a novena."

The penitent looked perplexed and then said, "Father, I don't know what a novena is, but if you've got the blueprints, I've got the lumber."

Received from George Maronge, Jr.