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For Sale (Maybe) Date: Sent Tuesday, October 29, 2024 Category: None

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Murphy was selling his house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all you say there?"

The agent said, "Certainly ... why do you ask?"

Murphy replied, "Cancel the sale ... it's too good to part with!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.