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The Golf Bag ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_00.png) Date: Sent Tuesday, February 21, 2023 Category: None | Rating: 4.02/5 (131 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder.
Since the line was long and airline ticketing is a slow process at best, we struck up a conversation. He brightened when I admired his golf bag, and
he proudly stated that he was on the PGA Tour. Then he turned to me and asked the question all golfers ask: "Do you play?"
I shook my head, "I used to, but I quit because I wasn't very good. I shot consistently in the lower seventies."
There was a long, low in-take of breath, then "The lower seventies?"
"Yes," I admitted.
"Consistently?" he queried admiringly.
"Every hole," I confessed.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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