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- Pass a note to the organist asking whhether he/she plays requests - See if a yawn really is contagious - Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the minister. - Devise ways of climbing into the balccony without using the stairs - Listen for the speakers to use a wordd beginning with 'A' then 'B and so on through the alphabet. - Sit in the back row and roll a handfuul of marbles under the pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front - Using church notice-sheets or newcomeers cards for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes. - Raise your hand and ask for permissioon to go to the lavatory. - Whip out a hankie and blow your nose.. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn. - By unobtrusively drawing your arms upp into your sleeves, turn your shirt inside out. - Try to raise one eyebrow - Think about your chin for an entire mminute - Twiddle your thumbs - Twiddle your neighbor's thumbs - Wiggle your ears so that the people bbehind you will notice Received from Thomas Ellsworth. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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