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Are They Cheating? Date: Sent Wednesday, May 20, 2009 Category: None | Rating: 2.98/5 (338 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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/* Feel free to substitute your favorite rivalry. */
Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Packers nor the Vikings made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that
the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams because of their great
rivalry. So, they decided on a week-long ice fishing competition. The team that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win.
So on a cold northern Wisconsin lake, they began their contest.
The first day after eight hours of fishing, the Vikings caught 100 fish and the Packers caught 0. At the end of the second day, the Vikings caught 200
fish and the Packers 0.
That evening the Packers coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." So the next morning he dressed one
of his players in purple and gold and sent him over to the Viking camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day the player came back to report to the
coach. The coach asked, "Well, how about it? Are they cheating?"
"They sure are!" the player reported. "They're cutting holes in the ice."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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