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Water Hazard Date: Sent Thursday, January 27, 2011 Category: None

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A buddy and I were golfing one afternoon and getting somewhat bored with the round, so when we came upon the water hazard with two ducks sitting quietly on the water, I bet him ten bucks he couldn't hit a duck and five dollars he couldn't even get one to move. Being a guy, he took the bet.

He launched four tee shots toward the ducks and even threw two by hand, but the ducks still wouldn't budge. Only after he lost six golf balls did he realize the ducks were decoys.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.