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Ultra-Modern Date: Sent Thursday, February 10, 2022 Category: None

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The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains.

Neither one could account for his trouble. Arriving home from work one night, he informed her.

"I finally discovered why I've been feeling so miserable. We got some ultra-modern office furniture two weeks ago, and I just learned today that I've been sitting in the wastebasket."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.