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In North Haven, New York, a woman had a really bad driving day.

Police cited her for driving while intoxicated.

Actually, she caught their attention by causing a two-car accident while being both under the influence and behind the wheel.

And the other vehicle? The one she crashed into was driven by a man she may have seen on television.

He's a lawyer operating the New York City-area personal injury service whose TV ads were even then inviting people to dial "1-800-LAWYERS."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.