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Losing Weight Date: Sent Tuesday, April 20, 2010 Category: None

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"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds.

"I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.