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Put a Lid on It! Date: Sent Thursday, February 15, 2024 Category: None

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A soldier went up to the Company cook and said, "If you put a lid on the pan there'll be less dust and dirt in the food."

The cook, very annoyed, replied, "You mind your own business. Your duty is to defend the homeland!"

"That's right," said the soldier. "But my duty is to defend it, not to eat it."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.