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Date: Sent Thursday, May 4, 2023
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Part of the passenger arrival briefing from the lone flight attendant on a United Express O'Hare-to-Memphis flight:

"Please remove all personal items from the aircraft. Any items left on board can be found at my yard sale next Sunday."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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