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Lucky Number 5
Date: Sent Wednesday, September 14, 2022
Category: None
Rating: 4.07/5 (123 votes)
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A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, had been married 5 years, had 5 children, and made $55,555.55 a year. Of course, his lucky number was 5.

The man receives a phone call from a friend. The friend informs him that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.

Excitedly, the man withdraws $5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough the horse comes in fifth.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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