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Speeding Ticket
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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Rating: 3.41/5 (268 votes)
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A middle-aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?"

"No, ma'am," explained the officer, "it's your foot."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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