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Usher's Revenge
Date: Sent Thursday, February 28, 2019
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Rating: 4.05/5 (151 votes)
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A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was too far from the stage.

He whispered to the usher, "This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over and whispers, ............ "The wife did it."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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