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Take a Message Date: Sent Wednesday, August 31, 2022 Category: None

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A girl, who was not quite four years old, was alone in the house when the phone rang. She answered it and was told that Mr. Brown was calling. "I'm sorry, no one is here. Can I take a message?" she said.

Mr. Brown replied, "Certainly."

After a pause, Mr. Brown heard, "OK, I'm ready. Who did you say this is?"

"Mr. Brown."

"How do you spell Brown?"

"B-r-o-w-n."

A long pause, and then, "How do you make a B?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.