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Tuesday, July 22, 2025 |
Listening Passively & One Wish  
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 16, 1999
Category: None | Rating: 4.34/5 (119 votes)
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains
quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"
-=+=-
A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said
"OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, So you can
forget about three. You only get one wish."
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm too scared to fly and I get very seasick. So could
you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there?"
The gene laughed a replied, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of
how much concrete....How much steel!!!! No think of another wish."
The man agreed and tried to think of a really good wish. He said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives have always said I don't care
and that I'm insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. To know what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, To know why
they are crying, To know what they want when they say 'nothing'...."
The gene replies "you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"
Received from farmboyae.
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