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What Rank? Date: Sent Monday, June 17, 2019 Category: None

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While visiting my son on his Army base, I chatted with a colleague of his.

"What rank are you?" I asked.

"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."

"Relieved? Why?"

"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.