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Important CIPS April 1st survey & Snickers Date: Sent Thursday, April 1, 1999 Category: None

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I normally do not do surveys but the Committee to Investigate Printing Sabotage (CIPS) has requested our assistance. They said, "The over 43,000 readers of GCFL, the worldwide range of the group, and the well known fact that GCFL members are of much higher than average intelligence make them uniquely qualified to perform this survey."

This is the problem. During the printing process of some editions (and printings) of dictionaries deliberate sabotage has taken place. In some cases the word "gullible" has been left out, in others it has been placed slightly out of alphabetical order. Please perform the following inspection. Check your dictionary and reply back to gcfl-gullible@gcfl.net using the following format.

TFTD-
I have checked my dictionary and it (does) (does not) contain the word, "gullible". If it does contain "gullible" the word immediately before is __________________ and immediately after is ___________________. My edition is a __________________________ published in ___________.

I know CIPS will appreciate your efforts. Results of the survey will be posted Friday of next week (April 9, 1999). No more forms will be accepted after midnight of April 8, 1999.

Thanx to the Thought for the Day mailing list for bringing this important issue to GCFL's attention.

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Received from Boyack11.