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Mother's Advice Date: Sent Wednesday, May 7, 2008 Category: None

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The new bride went crying to her mother. "Momma, I can't get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off."

"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for twenty-six years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's too old."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.