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Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break, about being out late the night before. The first man said," My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."

The second deaf man said, " Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started yelling at me for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, " So what did you do?"

"I turned out the light," the second man replied.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.