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Church Elders Date: Sent Tuesday, May 17, 2022 Category: None

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A pastor wanted to find out how the children were coming along in their Bible classes. So he visited one of them to ask the children a few Bible related questions. "Billy, tell me who tore down the walls of Jericho?" asked the pastor. Billy replied very seriously, "Pastor, I don't know who did it, but I sure do know I didn't do it!"

The pastor left the room stunned. It troubled him so much that he decided to tell one of his best elders what Billy said. The elder thought for a moment and said, "Well, pastor, let me tell you. I know the boy and his family real well. If he said he didn't tear it down, you can be assured he didn't do it. I say we forget the whole thing and use the money in the miscellaneous fund to rebuild it."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.