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Twins Date: Sent Friday, October 26, 2012 Category: None

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A friend of mine gets peeved when passers-by pat his twin three-year-olds on the head and ask, "Are they twins?" But he has found what he considers the perfect reply. "No, they're not," he says. "I've got two wives."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.