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Breathe Date: Sent Wednesday, September 1, 2010 Category: None

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A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said. "Have you tried mouthwash?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.