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24-Hour Service Date: Sent Tuesday, January 5, 2010 Category: None

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Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched the small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign that read: "Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service."

After explaining his needs, he said, "I'll be back for my suit tomorrow."

"Won't be ready until Saturday," replied the proprietor.

"But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested.

"We do, son," the proprietor said reproachfully. "But we only work eight hours a day. Today's Thursday -- eight hours today, eight hours Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.