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What Would You Do? Date: Sent Tuesday, March 7, 2023 Category: None

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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec!" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. Why?"

"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.