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Friday, May 9, 2025 |
Punny Week - Valentine Story   
Date: Sent Tuesday, February 17, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 1.90/5 (161 votes)
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He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine's day to be special, so he had ordered a bottle of her favorite liquor imported from France and it
had arrived in time for the occasion. On his way home, he stopped at the local florist. He had planned to have a bouquet made with her favorite
flower, white anemones. But to his dismay, he found that the florist had sold all her flowers and had only a few sterns of feathery ferns left for
decoration. In a moment of inspiration, he had the answer. He asked the florist to make a bouquet using the flask of liquor instead of flowers and
what she produced was magnificent well beyond his expectations. He added a card, and proceeded home. When he arrived, his wife was beautiful in her
most elegant gown, and it was apparent that she had spent much of the day preparing a romantic candlelight dinner for the two of them. He presented
her with his gift, and she opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder." With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly,
"Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones."
Received from Stan Kegel.
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